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Warning !!!

Specially for families with dogs !!!

Especially for families with dogs !!!

The husband, who slept in the bedroom on first floor, woke up a night by a sound from the garden. He left the bed, and went to the big window and looked out in the dark night. The dog of the house woke up to, and when he saw his master by the window, he silently went to his master and sniffed to his masters naked behind.

The crying and the sound of the broken glass woke up the wife, who found her husband in a pitiful condition, laying between the broken glas in the front yard. She helped him inside, when he left some drops of blood on the bright carpet. While the husband sat down and put on some band-aid on his wounds, the wife started to remove the bloodstains from the carpet using some cleaning gasoline. She used the whole bottle and a full roll of toilet paper. She dropped the paper in the toilet, but in her confusion she forgot to flush.

After the chock the husband, naturally, needed some time on his own. He went to the bathroom to relax with a smoke. When he finished the cigarette, he throws it in the toilet as usual. There was a giant BOOM – the husband came out strongly burnt at his private parts. The wife screamed – and immediately dialled 911 for an ambulance.

The ambulance came quickly, and the benumbed man was placed on the bier. On the way through the hall, one of the ambulance people asked how the husband has become so burnt.

The husband told his suffering story; the ambulance people looked at each other and broke down in laughter – with the result that one of them lost the bier. The husband naturally tried to ease the fall with one of his arms. Try to guess what broke… !

Lesson: If you have dog – don’t you ever sleep with naked behind….